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    nearly drunk!

    nearly

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    Three glasses of Jack and they text me about an overtime shift for tomorrow. I felt way too confident. It will be fine.

    I wanted to post a picture of Clemens from Alien 3, but nah, way too much effort. I'll watch Alien Resurrection instead, never see that one while I was drunk.

    Cheers.


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    @Ryan I'm almost out of Ketel One and will then have to dip into my Jameson reserves, help me ruin this supply brutally pls

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    Quote Originally Posted by kleiner352 View Post
    @Ryan I'm almost out of Ketel One and will then have to dip into my Jameson reserves, help me ruin this supply brutally pls

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    drunkon whiskey and beer. wine is for cooking and a dessert after pasta. nothing more.

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    Drunk on life!

    i mean, beer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bachy View Post
    So I spent my Saturday night alone drinking pretty heavily, so a lot of the night is a blur. When I awoke, I found a ticket stub for Jason Bourne which I can assure you I did not see last night. I also didn't have anyone over, so I honestly have no idea where the fuck this thing came from. I do recall taking a late night stroll. My only guess is I must have picked it up then.
    last saturday i got married
    me and my wife settled down
    now me and my wife have parted
    i'm gonna take me a little stroll uptown

    /best drunk song EVER

    Last edited by ldopa; 10-03-2016 at 10:27 PM.

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    Anyone else like me who relates to Jack Torrance a little too much and it scares them? I'm a writer, unemployed currently with one child and a partner and drink to numb myself from my otherwise all-too-active brain, and am a Stephen King enthusiast.

    As I write this, I have this playing and have been humming it all afternoon:


    @elevenism

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    Drinking. Like this post if you want to fuck me

    @kleiner352 and @tony.parente you better hit like
    Last edited by Ryan; 10-25-2016 at 04:29 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    with one child and a partner and drink to numb myself
    I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

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    You wanna play with this?
    You wanna play with this?
    You wanna play with this?
    This wasn't made for us.
    It's something dangerous.

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    It's the 83rd anniversary of American Prohibition coming to an end, so, obviously, it's a perfect occasion to celebrate (read: justify heavy drinking).

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    Had my parents accuse me of being drunk (yay holidays) because I thought they were being stupid. I asked my mom twice, on three separate occasions, to repeat what she just said and she couldn't. I asked her to repeat what I just said and she couldn't. She just said "I don't have to deal with this" and left. Then she comes knocking on the door of the room I'm in and asking me to apologize and be reasonable.

    Fuck this. Now, now I'm fucking drunk. How's it going? Now I'm super drunk, and it's fucking glorious. I want to be drunk every day all fucking day long.

    EDIT: If my posts turn into incoherent rambling, it means I'm on my way to the hospital. Nice knowing you guys.
    Last edited by Jinsai; 12-06-2016 at 01:57 PM.

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    ^ I hope you no jail, or hospital. Er, or were.

    So much random nonsense as to why ... However it's the first time in 5 months since i've moved that i've had a good night knocking back some beers, an d fucking off here, home. Idk. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Ugh.

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    Hi guys

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    Not enough posting in here, so I'll kick back another Guinness for you all!

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    Sup guys? It's been a while.

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    Hey.
    guys.


    rum

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    I am not drunk right now. But I would just like to say that drunk @playwithfire is 83/10 A+++.

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    I want to be drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    I am not drunk right now. But I would just like to say that drunk @playwithfire is 83/10 A+++.
    Oh god so drunk. Ex's birthday. I leaned in.

    My stomach has been mad for like 4 days.

    I want more of that potato stuff.

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    I was somehow very drunk, as well. Probably because I had been at the library all day and had not eaten. Those IPAs catch up with me quick.

    Sorry about your stomach. Maybe you should rub your little hand on it.

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    Ohj..

    I missed my bdtay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xvostya View Post
    Ohj..

    I missed my bdtay
    I found jt


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    Lightbulb

    Takign crafstmanship to tehe next level!11!

    yau yae cpatain!

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    It's Fridonnay!

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    Dude. @eversonpoe
    add me back on Snapchat.

    Also y’all should add me, I’m actually a pretty good guy.

    @carbonatedtony

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony.parente View Post
    Dude. @eversonpoe
    add me back on Snapchat.

    Also y’all should add me, I’m actually a pretty good guy.

    @carbonatedtony
    i don't have snapchat???

    i used it for literally 1/4 of a day back in like 2012 and then deleted it because i didn't understand what to do with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eversonpoe View Post
    i don't have snapchat???

    i used it for literally 1/4 of a day back in like 2012 and then deleted it because i didn't understand what to do with it.
    Well. That explains why you didn’t add me back.

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