The Drunk Tank

[ibanez33]

Get your hands on some Knob Creek, that shit is fine.


I'm currently finishing off my weekends supply of booze watching my brother and his friends play Mario Party. I've made a drinking game of it, I'm not sure if they're aware yet but I'm starting to get pretty drunk



"Well now it appears as though ibanez33 is leaving to game to come back to ETS"

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him!"


UPDATE

introduced the kids to "dont drink and drive", the Mario Kart game:

Every player starts with a full beer at the beginning of the race. You have to finish the beer before you finish the race, you CAN NOT drink it while you are driving or out of bounds; you pretty much have to pull over. Since I'm not that great at Mario Kart but exceed in chugging booze, my strategy was crush the beer before I even cross the starting line, then catch up to everyone. PentLY for Drining while driving = take a shot. mo brother vommed

****DISCLAIMER ** By "Kids" I mean 20-year-olds, not actual kids or minors.


*UPDATEFIXER808 IS A BITCH*

[Fixer808]

*nod of approval*

[Thiah]

I missed my graduation commencement celebrating the night before...I'm not even sorry about it either. Haha I was planning on going but oh well.

[ibanez33]

Looks like I know what I'm doing on friday.

Do NOT attempt to do a full 4-race cup, you WILL puke. Mushroom cup is 4 beers in like 20 minutes, plus however many shots of liquor you have to do (everyone tries to cheat, but it almost never works if you have a 5th person to ref the games).

[Baphomette]

They float, too.

[Dra508]

Get your hands on some Knob Creek, that shit is fine.

Dude, I've got some Knob right now. Never drank Anything brown before and love this stuff.







Shut up Fixer. :P

[Fixer808]

What'd I say??

[Dra508]

It's what I know you would say if I left the comment about holding on to a knob - just out there.....



I got your number and you will not kill my family.

[ibanez33]

Did it again tonight. Next time one of us plays this we have to film a race for the rest of the gang here.

[Big Fat Matt]

finally the budweiser is gone, but all i have to show for it is a very big drunk and lots of empties. THE KING OF BEERS, LONG AIL THE KING> AMERICA

[elesaurus]

tequila. that is in me. her name is tequila. that evil bitch. but i always go back to her. you lovely, horrible bitch. let me love you down.

[ibanez33]

Also drinking Budweiser, and in honor of Fixer and a party(?) we're going to next month, I gift y'all with this image of me from ~10 minutes ago:



ALSO, we should all have a drunk skype night soon. I'm not sure if she was drunk but I skyped with Ele a week or 2 ago and it reminded me of the old days. *edit* I'm garrett-r on Skype, for those who don't have me. I'm not often online, but when I am, I'm probably wasted and awesome.

[miss k bee]

Unexpected free wine before a concert is a very good thing. Now on 3rd glass! yeeeeeeah!

[Dra508]

^^^. Heh heh read that later...

Three sidecar martinis made me so dehydrated and head ached yesterday, when will I ever learn that brown liquor is just bad bad bad.

[aggroculture]

mild tequila buzz...waiting for the bad part coming soon

[ibanez33]

mild tequila buzz...waiting for the bad part coming soon

Bad part last time I drank tequila came like 10 seconds after the shot. "Damn that was good. Hey I'm just gonna go outside and see if the hot tub's good to go in" *vom off the deck*

*UPDATE*

my night:

[Big Fat Matt]

damn i love bidweiser.

[ibanez33]

Indéreônable*

Brassée par le procédé original en utilisant
le milleur de houblon, de riz et de malt l'orge

Brass of the process original and utility the miller of hubble something something malt orgy?




*EDIT*

JUST DISCOVERED THAT WENDY'S HAS A PRETZEL BUN IN THE STATES, ON TRAVELOCITY RIGHT NOW.

[The Becoming]

Going with an ibanez inspired beer selfie while I think of new stories to write involving theruiner.

Edit:

Theruiner once quoted Seventeen Magazine while debating quantum physics with Steven Hawking. Hawking listened to the quote, thought for a few seconds, and then declared intelligent design now to be scientifically proven. Then Steven stood up and walked out to a thunderous ovation.

[ibanez33]

That was good but there was not nearly enough ETSer on ETSer sex in that fan fic. 6.5/10











beer selfie!

i look like I have downs syndrome but I [probably] don't

Also the lack of johnbron in this is thread is disturbing. What happened to you, bron? you used to be cool.




*EDIT* forgot to film my last game but found this on youtube:

[Xvostya]

Wait

where i've been all these years??!?!

[ibanez33]

HOLY FUCK XVOYSTA'S BACK!?!?!


I demand a vodka-selfie

[Xvostya]

ibanez33 <333

LOOKS LIKE!

*drinks vodka, playing new nin song and singing*

sooooooo i came back farting
(just can't stop!)

[Big Fat Matt]

hey fuckheads, keep me company. drubk as hell

[Fixer808]

BEER SELFIE FIRST LISTEN TO NEW NIN

I know, get with the times. Fuck y'all, I've been in a motel for a week, just got home. We were there for work, and coworker and I didn't want work to ruin our first listen, so we studiously avoided it on the shitty truck radio.

[Fixer808]

I am, and it's glorious.

[Fixer808]

GLORINUTS. ALL cAPS.

[Fixer808]

^^ That's what's known as a "workaround".

[icklekitty]

Three glasses of wine shouldn't lead to spontaneous vomiting should it? Not sure what happened there, but I'm very glad my friends aren't from Steubenville.

[ibanez33]

eBay is the worst place to be when you're drunk.


On the other hand, I'm soon to be the new owner of some fairly cool shit.