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    Welp. Mighty captain of our ship bought a new iPhone 2 weeks ago, because his last one had a broken screen. Today he broke the screen on his new phone. Walked into the shop and slammed all his things on the floor and didn't stop screaming and hitting things for probably close to 10 minutes. No case on it, no protective cover, no insurance, no anything on it. Because he can't afford it.

    Again - he bought a new 2018 vehicle last week. Paid like $2000 down on it. But couldn't be bothered to get a phone case for his brand new phone. For all I know now he doesn't even have his car insured.

    Also, did you guys know that if you owe the IRS any money at all, and you send them a check for literally any amount and they don't accept the check, then you legally don't have to pay them anything anymore? Yeah! That sounds like a viable solution! You not paying your taxes for several years and then coming after you for it now is definitely their fault.

    Edit: Before anyone suggests it, I'm already looking into the best way to say something to someone who can help me handle this grown-ass man they've hired. I can't handle this. EVERY day it is something. And I've wanted to leave early this week to use some of my excess hours for time off but someone keeps pushing projects off until the last half of the day and keeping me from doing that.

    DOUBLE EDIT: GONNA TYPE THIS IN CAPS CUZ I CAN, BUT WHEN SOMEONE IS SCHEDULED TO LEAVE AT 12 BECAUSE HE HAS TOO MANY HOURS ON THE CLOCK, YOU DON'T FUCKING ASK THAT PERSON TO STAY AND DO ONE OR TWO MORE THINGS AND THEN KEEP HIM THERE FOR NEARLY TWO GODDAMN HOURS TO HELP HOLD THINGS FOR YOU. FUCK YOU. Gave that dude the most passive aggressive goodbye. "Alright, well, my stuff's done so I'm out." "Oh. Okay man have a good weekend." "Yep. Bye." Yeah, that really makes up for all I've had to deal with from you this morning. Fuckface.

    I can't WAIT to write character based on you into a book/movie and kill you off. (That thought's stopping there before I get into...let's say "Black Mirror" territory.)

    Thank you for reading!
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    My brain is being a garbage monster about something really stupid and I hate myself for it and it's RIDICULOUS and I need to put this like... somewhere.

    So, context: I had a crush on a coworker many-a-year ago. I also think it was one of those... y'know, if the timing had been right, maybe something might have happened there but I'm sincerely glad it didn't. Some time later, they ended up getting in a relationship with another coworker and friend of mine who is also a WONDERFUL PERSON and they've been together for ages now in a way that like... that shit is sticking. They're building a life together and they're adorable and I ship them and I <3 both of them separately and together. And she actually knows I used to have a crush on him (no clue if he knows) because I'm a trash person who tells people things like this. We cool.

    NEway, we were all at a bar last with week with some other coworkers (big company retreat thing), and I got probably the most drunk around colleagues I ever have, but also sobered back up pretty much totally before I left (that #responsibility). But, I was tired and shit and had had a fair amount to drink.

    So I am hugging people goodbye, hug him goodbye, and I distinctly remember hugging him for kinda a long time (like, still in the realm of < 10 seconds probably) and there being a definite "oh, this feels really nice" thing on my end with that/relaxing into it, at the time. Like ~sensually~ or whatever. Again, WE JUST HUGGED. I DID NOT GRAB ANYTHING. I MADE NO MOVES. IT WAS A HUG. I was also clearly more tired/alcohol relaxed than I accounted for though because I never would think to do that shit sober or before a night of drinking.

    I realize I did like nothing wrong here but I have been actively feeling guilty about it for like a week. I am not mentioning it to them. Obviously, christ. That'd be ridiculous. But the fact that I feel guilty about it is like, aaaah. Why. AAH.
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    One of my partners who it has been exceptionally ~complicated~ with and on and off for five years now is moving to fucking New Jersey today. I am supposed to be on my way to help them pack up and move, but I am procrastinating and sitting here crying instead.

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    So my sister shared some meme about how immigrants get more attention and help than the starving kids in america, blah, blah. In itself not to bad really, though two entirely separate issues. I replied back saying that, "Logical fallacies are hard. Don't let the Terrorists win. Please." Because it is a logical fallacy, one that i can't hardly stomach anymore. It's inline with all the hyperbole and baiting that is pervasive and shitty and seemingly everywhere these days. When i say "don't let the terrorists win", i mean don't let yourself be triggered by whatever type of fear mongering you come across. Typically i use this in response to inflammatory news headlines and shitty articles. Im fairly certain she's one of people in my life that gets what i'm saying. Joel on the other hand hasn't had to actually think in some time it would seem. I don't know this guy or how he knows my sister but he felt the need to comment, which is fine. What I took issue with was his, proving my point, and seeming lack of ability to critically think. His response was this, "Are you actually saying you want children to starve? Really?" To which i replied, "Are you actually saying you can't think critically? I don't believe i ever said that. Again, logical fallacies are hard." Fuck, doesn't anybody see past there face anymore? It's like i wanna share the glade enema meme going around but im afraid somebody will actually give it a go and i'll be the one who gets heat for it.
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    In addition to my back problems and knee problems, I think I might have arthritis in my right hip. Never take your health for granted, kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    One of my partners who it has been exceptionally ~complicated~ with and on and off for five years now is moving to fucking New Jersey today. I am supposed to be on my way to help them pack up and move, but I am procrastinating and sitting here crying instead.
    but ... that's just across the river. new yorkers have such a different view of *distance* -- i was in college point (queens) last year and wanted to see my sister who lives on the uws in manhattan. she acted as if taking the subway out there was like trekking to canada.

    regardless, sorry it was rough to see your partner leave the city.

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    Well they went to like central Jersey. I know that it isn't all that far, really. But when they were just a few stops away and we saw each other regularly... Jersey is far.

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    "Soduku." "Suduku." "SODOKO."

    SUDOKU. Fuckin'...come on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheWiseJanitor View Post
    "Soduku." "Suduku." "SODOKO."

    SUDOKU. Fuckin'...come on.
    the first one is my dad. and every time i correct him, i inevitably get "SOFUCKYOU!"

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    Situations where there is no good option in terms of action one might take, and no good outcome.

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    I do not consider this little, but it sure as fuck pisses me off:

    http://fox6now.com/2018/02/06/califo...r-off-balcony/

    I hope someone beats the shit out of this fuck head. And also hope the kitten comes through ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheWiseJanitor View Post
    "Soduku." "Suduku." "SODOKO."

    SUDOKU. Fuckin'...come on.
    my grandfather used to say "sushki" for sushi... it wasn't clear whether he was joking or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazy View Post
    I do not consider this little, but it sure as fuck pisses me off:

    http://fox6now.com/2018/02/06/califo...r-off-balcony/

    I hope someone beats the shit out of this fuck head. And also hope the kitten comes through ok.
    oh my god. oh my god. what the hell is wrong with people!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazy View Post
    I do not consider this little, but it sure as fuck pisses me off:

    http://fox6now.com/2018/02/06/califo...r-off-balcony/

    I hope someone beats the shit out of this fuck head. And also hope the kitten comes through ok.
    I'll take your word for it, if somebody is hurting a cat I can't watch it. I hope the fuckhead who hurts the cat gets decapitated in a car accident. I love cats and can't watch somebody hurting one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister Midnight View Post
    I'll take your word for it, if somebody is hurting a cat I can't watch it. I hope the fuckhead who hurts the cat gets decapitated in a car accident. I love cats and can't watch somebody hurting one.
    It’s a link to a story, no video and don’t believe one exists either. No way could I watch that or post that.

    Cat <3er here as well. Currently have two, and had two others when I was younger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazy View Post
    It’s a link to a story, no video and don’t believe one exists either. No way could I watch that or post that.

    Cat <3er here as well. Currently have two, and had two others when I was younger.
    I don't even want to read it, hate reading stories like that. I have two and have a better relationship with them, than most humans.

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    Buzzfeed: where constantly advocating feminism / treating women and men equally just means "let's also objectify men"

    11 Men's Luge Bulges That Deserve Gold Medals


    Yup. Literally just 11 pictures of guys' dicks through their luge uniforms. Nothing says "let's stop objectifying people" like....objectifying people. Are you kidding me with this shit? I won't deny for a second that men have been doing this to women for ages. It's shitty, and men, we've gotta stop. But I don't think "fuck it, let's just do it the other way around" is the answer here. All that says is we should be objectifying everyone, instead of "hey, let's stop objectifying women".

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    got the flu shot two months ago and my arm still hurts where the needle was stuck in

    fuck this, I'd rather have a few days of flu than constant arm pain for months

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    Quote Originally Posted by aggroculture View Post
    got the flu shot two months ago and my arm still hurts where the needle was stuck in

    fuck this, I'd rather have a few days of flu than constant arm pain for months
    Have you asked your doctor about that? Never heard of soreness lasting more than a couple of days. Not saying you're about to die from arm cancer, but just not familiar with that prolonged of a response.

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    So I've been having blood in my urine for the last month. I knew my doctor's appointment was coming and I know I have kidney stones so I was not worried about it (even though it is a lot of blood). And nothing was hurting so there's that.

    But my doctor did not take it as casually as I did so I urgently need to have blood work done and a CAT-scan and I need to see the urologist (or as I call them: the pee doctor) right now. As in urgently right now.

    And the pee doctor is going to stick a camera in my urethra otherwise known as a pee hole. Yeah, I don't know about y'all but I am not looking forward to that.

    CAT-scans are kind of fun though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marodi View Post
    So I've been having blood in my urine for the last month. I knew my doctor's appointment was coming and I know I have kidney stones so I was not worried about it (even though it is a lot of blood). And nothing was hurting so there's that.

    But my doctor did not take it as casually as I did so I urgently need to have blood work done and a CAT-scan and I need to see the urologist (or as I call them: the pee doctor) right now. As in urgently right now.

    And the pee doctor is going to stick a camera in my urethra otherwise known as a pee hole. Yeah, I don't know about y'all but I am not looking forward to that.

    CAT-scans are kind of fun though.
    My partner is in a similar spot, she was bleeding from her backend, no pain, just bloodflow over the course of a few days. So now she needs to see a specialist and have a camera up there to check out her lower digestive tract. I'm trying very hard not to assume the worst and be as calm as possible for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theimage13 View Post
    Buzzfeed: where constantly advocating feminism / treating women and men equally just means "let's also objectify men"

    Well, objectifying women is typically through the lens of the male gaze, so there's some oppressive things there that don't necessarily exist in the same way with the objectification of men, but, I get what you're saying. It's also kinda funny because, like, media created by/for gay men connects with me SO much more clearly with how my sexuality connects with men than shit targeted at women.

    Personally, I think objectification is a pretty natural part of human sexuality (and yes, that puts me in the "sure, let's objectify everyone" camp to a degree) but there are situations in which it's just gross and weird. Like, this is gross and weird. These people are just trying to compete and it's not even like it's a good butt shot, it's fixating on someone's genitals and it's weird. It's not even a Jon Hamm situation where the dude has on pants and is doing a great job. This is like, prone people in spandex who probably would like to not have this happen.

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    People that turn up to the cinema late. This is even more irritating when said people are in the ticket area, with their popcorn, when you arrive on time just standing round talking...then wander in 10 mins into the film flashing their phones around in your face and standing in your way trying to find their seats...JUST COME IN WHEN THE TRAILERS ON ON FFS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marodi View Post
    So I've been having blood in my urine for the last month. I knew my doctor's appointment was coming and I know I have kidney stones so I was not worried about it (even though it is a lot of blood). And nothing was hurting so there's that.

    But my doctor did not take it as casually as I did so I urgently need to have blood work done and a CAT-scan and I need to see the urologist (or as I call them: the pee doctor) right now. As in urgently right now.

    And the pee doctor is going to stick a camera in my urethra otherwise known as a pee hole. Yeah, I don't know about y'all but I am not looking forward to that.

    CAT-scans are kind of fun though.
    I'm so sorry, sweetie! I'll send all my best thoughts your way. :::hugs:::

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    Quote Originally Posted by marodi View Post
    So I've been having blood in my urine for the last month. I knew my doctor's appointment was coming and I know I have kidney stones so I was not worried about it (even though it is a lot of blood). And nothing was hurting so there's that.

    But my doctor did not take it as casually as I did so I urgently need to have blood work done and a CAT-scan and I need to see the urologist (or as I call them: the pee doctor) right now. As in urgently right now.

    And the pee doctor is going to stick a camera in my urethra otherwise known as a pee hole. Yeah, I don't know about y'all but I am not looking forward to that.

    CAT-scans are kind of fun though.
    Hoping for the best possible news for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haysey View Post
    People that turn up to the cinema late. This is even more irritating when said people are in the ticket area, with their popcorn, when you arrive on time just standing round talking...then wander in 10 mins into the film flashing their phones around in your face and standing in your way trying to find their seats...JUST COME IN WHEN THE TRAILERS ON ON FFS!
    I don't think you understand how important it is that they don't get spoiled by the trailers. I mean, that would totally ruin their day. Come on, have a heart!

    gag.

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    If you use key beeps or clicks when you type on your phone, kindly gtfo.

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    The urgent care clinic I went to on Friday called me when my phone was off today and left me a message being like "hey call us back, you have throat culture results, thx" which, is probably going to just confirm the strep I've already been taking antibiotics for and feeling better from, but my brain over here is like ???? WHAT IF SOMETHING ELSE ????

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    I chipped a tooth eating a breaded chicken fillet.

    FUCK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastdisciple View Post
    I chipped a tooth eating a breaded chicken fillet.

    FUCK!
    I feel your pain (i hope there isn't much actual pain) i chipped my tooth last year sneezing, a concept so silly even my dentist found it funny EVERY TIME I WENT THERE FOR TREATMENT.

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