Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[eversonpoe]

My mother in law got me one of those soda stream things for Christmas this year.

Carbonated whiskey is one of the weirdest things I've ever tasted in my entire life.

i showed my wife the video of it making that farting noise and she could not stop laughing

[ziltoid]

http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/07/08...stage-warning/
For once there's an actual article that doesn't suck and the comments aren't the usual shit show.

[Ryan]

@tony.parente

luv u bby

[Ryan]

[Jon]

As the local fanboy I guess I would be your man for the Godzilla allegory...

[tony.parente]

Reporting the names of those dual couple Facebook accounts so they have to change them is one of my delightfully favorite petty pastimes.

[ziltoid]

[wizfan]

http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/07/08...stage-warning/
For once there's an actual article that doesn't suck and the comments aren't the usual shit show.

Rhombus is actually a good writer in there. I stopped reading that website after growing tired of the headwriters' constant attempts to be funny or their relentless hateful articles towards bands they dislike. I prefer Metal Injection and Blabbermouth for my rock/metal news now.

[Microwave Jellyfish]

'sthat a challenge?

Sorry, I meant to say "as the biggest local fa "as a local fanboy who knows what he's ta who you can trust on thi who's almost as cool as Jon, but not really, meh."

[elevenism]

so i guess this has been making the rounds for awhile, but in case you missed it



this is one of the funniest things i saw last year, and the fact that i've seen interviews with the, uh, "artist" in which he maintains that the song is 100% serious and that he wanted to make a song that everyone could relate to makes it twice as funny.

[Jon]

'sthat a challenge?

Sorry, I meant to say "as the biggest local fa "as a local fanboy who knows what he's ta who you can trust on thi who's almost as cool as Jon, but not really, meh."

Oh, you... you're my favorite microwaveable seafood. Even if you creep the fuck out of me in the ocean.

[Findus]

[Halo Infinity]

[ninEater]

What's happening, y'all. I am drinking Kratom tea, smoking weed and watching The Wildebeest Migration. Yourself?

[tony.parente]

I love ETS drama so much. It doesn't matter who it's with, I just love it soooooo much. That being said I try not to cause it anymore (I hope you guys have noticed) but when corona started getting spicy boooooyyyyyy.

Thats all.

love you guys!

[sick among the pure]

I love ETS drama so much. It doesn't matter who it's with, I just love it soooooo much. That being said I try not to cause it anymore (I hope you guys have noticed) but when corona started getting spicy boooooyyyyyy.

Thats all.

love you guys!

Your drama was a different flavor than his crazy shit, though.
But yeah, the right kind (non-destructive to the forums) of drama is always fun to have pop up from time to time.

[tony.parente]

I keep getting told by everyone that I look like the colorful person who was twerking in overalls outside Mike Pences house.

[Lew]

I keep getting told by everyone that I look like the colorful person who was twerking in overalls outside Mike Pences house.

you look damn fine, my dear ;p
giggity giggity OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH.

[tony.parente]

@Sarah K s mom asked me if that person in the picture was me. I told her it was.

[Lew]

@Sarah K s mom asked me if that person in the picture was me. I told her it was.

You rock. Don't ever change please.

[sentient]

Feeling kind of like this today:

[playwithfire]

Dildo listing on Amazon response:

[eversonpoe]

Dildo listing on Amazon response:

can't...breathe...laughing...too...hard... hahahahahahahahaha

[Findus]

Hilarious.

[Ryan]

5:16 mark lmfao

[baudolino]

http://www.srf.ch/play/tv/deville/vi...a-1bbf3a146bf7

[Your Name Here]

I was looking for a quote thread and I couldn't find one. However this quote will probably work in this thread as well, I have no idea who said it but......

'The biggest problem facing mankind is apathy, but nobody gives a shit"

[Krazy]

[tony.parente]

[allegro]

Saw this on a TV clip this morning. One of the weirdest fucking things, ever. Or, as a YouTube comment said, "Pavaratti sings about heroin, now I've seen everything."