Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[Sarah K]

[Halo Infinity]

[The_Prowler]

So Axe had a product called the "AXE Detailer: Men's Shower Tool".

C'mon, Axe, let's not mince words here... it's a fucking loofah. It's the same shit countless women across the world use.



Gotta love pointless gender specific marketing (Sport Cuts is one of the worst offenders, in my opinion)

[DigitalChaos]

worst superhero name ever

[jessamineny]

So high...

[tony.parente]

So Axe had a product called the "AXE Detailer: Men's Shower Tool".

C'mon, Axe, let's not mince words here... it's a fucking loofah. It's the same shit countless women across the world use.



Gotta love pointless gender specific marketing (Sport Cuts is one of the worst offenders, in my opinion)

I have one, there's definately a difference. The "detailer" (God thats cringeworthy) is a LOT tougher, and has basically a brillow pad on the "handle" that you can use to scrub your elbows, or butthole or ballsack or whatever. My lady used mine for giggles and was horrified that I use that thing on my body, she said it was basically sandpaper haha

[The_Prowler]

I have one, there's definately a difference. The "detailer" (God thats cringeworthy) is a LOT tougher, and has basically a brillow pad on the "handle" that you can use to scrub your elbows, or butthole or ballsack or whatever. My lady used mine for giggles and was horrified that I use that thing on my body, she said it was basically sandpaper haha

I fully admit that I have one, too. But despite the scrubber on the back, it's still a goddamn loofah. Yes, it's more heavy duty for a man's skin (apparently ours more closely resembles a steer's hyde than the delicate rose petal texture of a woman's), but it doesn't change the fact that it's a glorified loofah.

[Ryan]

[Space Suicide]

[tony.parente]

[Charmingly Miserable]

Ok. I been having super dry flaky scalp the past few days (ewwww), I decided to do a deep scalp mask of mayo and avocado. I guess I didn't rinse it thoroughly because it left my hair looking a little oily after I dried it. So I put some dry shampoo to combat the oiliness. Now my whole scalp is on fire. Fuuuuuuuuuck.

[tony.parente]

[Bachy]

"As it got older, it got hairier."

[tony.parente]

Trigger warning.

[Halo Infinity]

[Halo Infinity]

[Halo Infinity]

[NotoriousTIMP]

[NotoriousTIMP]

[tony.parente]

Meanest joke I have ever heard of in my entire life warning

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

Spoiler: A Sandy Hook survivor

[Bachy]

[Sarah K]

Meanest joke I have ever heard of in my entire life warning

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

Spoiler: A Sandy Hook survivor

Oh my god. I can't believe that you posted that here.

[tony.parente]

Oh my god. I can't believe that you posted that here.

I think dead children jokes are ok here right? Usually if it isn't racist, sexist, homophobic, fatist (?), or any of the other ists no one usually gets butthurt.

Heck yes for a non-pc loophole!!!

[Bachy]

Chris Pratt is hilarious.

[Fixer808]

The "parental guide" on IMDB is hilarious sometimes. In the one for Band of Brothers:
"Violence in Band of Brothers is at the same level like in Saving Private Ryan or even more so. Many people are shot, killed, blown off, etc."

Don't remember THAT scene...

[NotoriousTIMP]

^^^
I laughed at that more than I should have

[green]

Dem fundraiser charged with child sex abuse met Obama often, flew on Air Force One

Safe link^

[Halo Infinity]

[Halo Infinity]

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

I have to play this video game.