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Faceplams: Originally Posted by october_midnight
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^^^^^^^^
The only appropriate response.
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Damn that shit to hell! I only skipped through them and it was enough! wtf them people need to be thrown in jail!
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*in a shredder voice* The Internet has broken you all!!!!!!
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Further evidence that we (at least in the US) live in a modern police state...
(from yahoo.com news)
‘Fresh Prince’ theme leads to school lockdown
By Mike Krumboltz | The Sideshow – 16 hrs ago
A student's outgoing voice mail message quoting the theme to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" led to a school lockdown in Ambridge, Pa.
The Times Online in Beaver, Pa., explains what happened. A receptionist from a doctor's office called to remind student Travis Clawson about an upcoming appointment. Clawson didn't pick up, so the call went to voice mail.
The receptionist heard what sounded like a threat about "shooting" and "school" on Clawson's outgoing message. Apparently, the message was intended to quote a lyric from the Will Smith sitcom's theme song that goes, "And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school." It's unclear if the receptionist misheard Clawson's message or if the student altered the lyrics.
The receptionist notified police, who notified school officials, who instituted a lockdown on every school in the county. After 20 frantic minutes, authorities located Clawson in the high school's guidance counselor's office.
Police took him into custody and interviewed him. It was then that Clawson explained his message was just a riff on the popular '90s sitcom about a young Philadelphia man who goes to live with his "auntie and uncle in Bel Air." According to Times Online, District Attorney Anthony Berosh said that after listening to the message closely it was determined that it did follow the Quincy Jones-penned song. Clawson was released and no charges were filed.
No word on whether he said "Smell ya later" upon being cleared.
Last edited by SM Rollinger; 03-02-2013 at 09:19 AM.
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I watched most of it. The beginning was boring so I skipped that. It reminds me a lot of the videos recorded by actual murderers who play around with the bodies.
Look up the Luka Rocco Magnotta murder video. It's like a hybrid of that mixed with some fucked up TMNT cosplay.
edit: Actually, I'm almost certain this is a reference to the Magnotta video.
Last edited by DigitalChaos; 03-02-2013 at 01:17 PM.
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"You rang?"
Also, Uwe Boll needs to be shot. Also also, I think Burt was drunk for the entire filming of that movie. It's the only thing that can explain this image:
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Wonder if there's one with him wearing a black T-shirt on his deathbed. Didn't make sense. Terrible movie though.
"You rang?"
Also, Uwe Boll needs to be shot. Also also, I think Burt was drunk for the entire filming of that movie. It's the only thing that can explain this image:
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Last edited by johnhenry; 03-04-2013 at 12:26 PM.
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Heard this yesterday and had to research to be sure....
Ready to feel old as fuck?
Ralph Macchio is now as old as Pat Morita was when they filmed 'The Karate Kid'.
Ugh, my back hurts.
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FATUM NOS IUNGET
Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump wants you to stop hating Nickelback.
Pretty great in my opinion.
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I met Macchio about 5 years back and then he still looked like a "kid" to me, sans the "karate" part. This does make me feel like a shambling mass of aging flesh though.
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So this is just his way of admitting that he really REALLY enjoys listening to Silver Side Up?
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It's like puke defending a turd...
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Christ! Is that shit for real? How is literally a snuff film allowed on the internet? It's all sick!!
On a very lighter note a parody of a UK TV advert
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It's not snuff if no one is really dead.
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So that is not the actual video of the killing? Anyways it still sick.
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Sure is! That video is how the guy got caught: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta
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Sorry, thought you were referring to the TMNT vid.
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Just surprised that it is still available on the internet! A video copyright breach on youtube quickly pulled, someone hacking someone to pieces - keep that shit up!
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Is it entrapment for a cop to stand on a crowded sidewalk, shout "There he is, get him!!" and tackle the first person who runs?
I was thinking of this today as a joke, but @allegro thoughts?
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Without even needing to click play on that, that guy competes at Punderdome sometimes (I go every month.) under the name "Do Pun to Others." He was there the first time I went and is probably going to be back tomorrow.
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I hate myself for loving Jerzy Gwiazdowski. Thanks for that.
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Last edited by johnhenry; 03-05-2013 at 09:44 AM. Reason: cruft
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Why does that look familiar?
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