Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[MENDOZA]

A few years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am.

[Fixer808]

A few years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am.

Hello! I welcome you to our time and to our internet! I realize it may be traumatic to you to arrive here from 10 years ago, but PERSEVERE! Much that you see will be shocking, especially the porn and the fact that Trent is married and an Oscar winner. Don't lose heart, we'll guide you in this strange new world!

[october_midnight]

New Zealand guy loses a bet to his friends. They get to choose a new name for him...and he has to legally change it.

[nvr_mind]

[NotoriousTIMP]

Man Goes To “Magic: The Gathering” Tournament, Poses Next To Butt Cracks

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/man-goes-to-magic-the-gathering-tournament-poses-next-to-but?bffb

[october_midnight]

Guy starts grindcore duo with his seven year old daughter called Sockweb, almost immediately signs deal with Monolith Records.

[GlitchyFlame]

Anyway, I just wanted to start posting here more often. The official NIN forums are pretty much stagnant, I would think that ETS would be more active than that graveyard.

[playwithfire]

Friend of mine is having a birthday party this evening in a part of Brooklyn that isn't close to me. I'm obviously going, but he's one of my few friends where I don't have a lot of mutual friends, so I'm going to be living this for the hour and a half or so I hang around.

[GlitchyFlame]

"You’re nine years old, you have a fever of 106, and you’re trying to pry the Ms. Pac-Man sex tape from the VCR while your dad is fighting an eagle in the front yard. Add salt. Not too fast. Not too slow. Faster. Stop."
-Meathead

[Fixer808]

Friend of mine (and her cats) was in a parody of that stupid "First Kiss" video:

[staleincense]

I think I'm going to refer to Stabbing Westward and Gravity Kills as "Stabbing Kills" collectively so I don't have to work out which is which.

[Space Suicide]

Ride 'em, Camel!

[playwithfire]

Ugh, dude, the camel is tied to the freaking thing. That's cruel.

[Fixer808]

I hope it's a stuffed camel, because it looks like the ropes go THROUGH its body. If not, that's horrific.

[The_Prowler]

Why are drummer jokes so simple?

So the guitar and bass player can understand them.

[jessamineny]

Was reading a Salon story about (Westboro Baptist Church founder) Fred Phelps' impending death. Got to the end and found this:

[ambergris]

Madonna now dressing as Daenerys Targaryen...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_4973912.html

[Louie_Cypher]

Very Random, although maybe not so stupid
http://www.wtvideo.com/video/1202/ma...d-in-a-cartoon
-Louie

[halloween]

HOLY SHIT. I WANT TO MATH SO HARD.

[Baphomette]

My friend's appearance in the 24-hr version of Pharrell's Happy video. White boy can dance.

[copy_of_b]

Looks like a real camel (it's moving) and the ropes do NOT go through it's body. It is however tied so tight to this thing that it gives the impression that they do. Disgusting.

[staleincense]

I may have just discovered Wikipedia's greatest hidden gem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultura...f_the_buttocks

[ibanez33]

this game is simple as fuck but incredibly addicting http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/

[Alexandros]

this game is simple as fuck but incredibly addicting http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/

I am undone. Thrice counfound you!

[fillow]

[playwithfire]

I made a status update on FB consisting solely of "some kind of feminist trap" and got "That's how I describe you to everyone." as the first comment.

SECOND COMMENT: "I'm imagining a box held up with a stick and a copy of The Second Sex underneath it as bait."

[the duder]

HOLY SHIT. I WANT TO MATH SO HARD.

She did in 8 minutes what took me 8 hours yesterday while snowed in. Good for her!

[miss k bee]

Nun sings Alicia Keys on The Voice Italy


http://jezebel.com/watch-a-sicilian-...ium=socialflow

[Fixer808]

*sigh* Kids these days...

[Fixer808]

Speaking of kids, I have this album on vinyl. Classic awesome: