The Return of Random Stupidity

[Fixer808]

http://www.twncommunications.net/Other/ShitStorm.jpg

[REPLICA]

Ahh, I have missed this thread sooo much!

I don't have anything relevant to post...


ORANGES, now with orange text!!

[theruiner]

penis


That is all.

[Christo]

*waits for allegro to boost her post count*

[theruiner]

Dude, allegro is going to START with 15,000 posts. And we'll have no idea how she did it.




You know you're my pal, allegro. But I had to.

[DF118]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

[theruiner]

So...I don't like Coke Zero. At all. But today, because there was nothing else that sounded decent, I cracked open a Coke Zero and guess what? It tastes pretty damn good all of a sudden. Today was also the day ETS came back up. Coincidence?

[heroicraptor]

It's less awful than Diet Coke.

In unrelated news, an 82 year old woman tries pop rocks for the first time (http://youtu.be/9iLaoEhrkDc).

[Beef of the Sea]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8145/tumblrlbpc3temex1qbwapn.jpg

[perch]

There's no place like (your first) home. It's good to be back.

[elesaurus]

Poop.

That is all.

[NotoriousTIMP]

I wish my kitten was as cool as Maru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0

[halloween]

Can we do all caps here?!

[lady weetly]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lua3hk4ytY1qggn6bo1_400.gif

[slave2thewage]

http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/

[YKWYA]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066010/Twilight-birthing-scene-triggers-wave-seizures-cinemas-US.html

'One man in south Jordan, Utah blacked out during teh film'

Fucking Daily Mail.

[Jadezuki]

Under one of the threads, I read "Tag Cloud" as "Vag Cloud." Now there's an image.

[theruiner]

^^Haven't seen you around in forever!

[Silver*]

^^Haven't seen you around in forever!

Haven't seen YOU around in forever!!!

[theruiner]

Haven't seen YOU around in forever!!!I've had a busy month off from this place, Silver. Been traveling around the world, soaking up different cultures, impregnating women on every continent. Ensuring theruiner's genes are going to live on in another generation of little ETSers. It's hard work. You wouldn't understand.

[NotoriousTIMP]

I want a Carbon Fiber storm trooper suit! :)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutiiip2K31qz4cuyo1_400.jpg


http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lut9c5QPnU1qz5az3o1_400.jpg


http://www.carbonfibergear.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/5-carbon-fiber-stormtroopers.jpg

[NotoriousTIMP]

http://www.carbonfibergear.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/8-carbon-fiber-stormtroopers.jpg

(weird, it was saying I was linking to too many pictures in my last post even though it was only 4 and not 5)

[NotoriousTIMP]

I love it when the seasons change up here in the PNW :) I took this photo about a week ago while on my way to the gym.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cingularrox/010-7.jpg

[Jadezuki]

I've had a busy month off from this place, Silver. Been traveling around the world, soaking up different cultures, impregnating women on every continent. Ensuring theruiner's genes are going to live on in another generation of little ETSers. It's hard work. You wouldn't understand.

I have no such excuse. Well, I've been halfway around the world now, but that's only in recent months. And I haven't successfully impregnated anyone (yet).

[theruiner]

And I haven't successfully impregnated anyone (yet).Well, whatever you do, don't get discouraged! You keep working at it. With a lot of practice, a little bit of luck and a penis, you'll be able to impregnate anyone you want, Jadezuki. I believe in you.

[Lunatica]

I'm horny. Let's fuck.

[Fixer808]

I'm horny. Let's fuck.

Sure, I've got 3 minutes.

[theruiner]

I'm horny. Let's fuck.
Sure, I've got 3 minutes.I can do it in two!

[DF118]

I am a pony.

[halloween]

I AM A BAAAANAAAANA.

....please try again in 22 second.

please try again in 8 seconds...

[halloween]

Alright. I just wanted to take a few seconds of silence, so that everyone can appreciate this piece of art.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t248/5laisa/Random/romancenovel.jpg

[Fixer808]

May it live on forever.

[theruiner]

Anyone want to live in a tiny house? (http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/)

[NotoriousTIMP]

Alright. I just wanted to take a few seconds of silence, so that everyone can appreciate this piece of art.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t248/5laisa/Random/romancenovel.jpg

Bahahahahaha!!! Is that @Johnbron?


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[sublimaze]

In other words, he's been spending a LOT of time on Facebook.

[Lunatica]

Every time I post on a thread it looks like I menstruated all over it. Is that just me? heeheeheehehehehe

heh

[NotoriousTIMP]

Thanks Luna, now I'll be thinking about this every time I see a new post (-_-)

[halloween]

Hahaha, perfect.

[goody]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm1ifyWp771qhtl9zo1_400.jpg Makes me realise that art majors and people who are addicted to ETS are one and the same.

[marodi]

Is Sadpanda back yet? I have this theory that it was his curse that broke Old ETS. And I kind of miss the crazy dude. Or was he a she?

[halloween]

goody- art majors, did you realize this from hanging out with my class today?

[NotoriousTIMP]

I'm not really a fan of the flash mob thing, but this one made me chuckle a little

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t71cexWzvM

[ltrandazzo]

Bahahahahahaha

[halloween]

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

[Malechite]

This is pretty great
http://www.amazon.com/Westminster-Butt-Face-Towel-Model/dp/B0006GKKLW/ref=pd_sim_etk_hg_bb__2

[playwithfire]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/7366/azis027e10uq2.jpg

[halloween]

I forgot about that GODDESS!!!

also, the 'shop up top is indeed johnbron and cam! i mean, beat.

[theruiner]

There are currently 155 users on right now. Damn.

[zombielynx21]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdt89SvaZ1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdt89SvaZ1qzrlhgo2_500.jpg

[ltrandazzo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*lols*

[sick among the pure]

http://gifattack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/laughing-puppets.gif
OH GOD I'VE MISSED YOU ALL!!

[rhray]

Never in my life would I ever think I'd see the beginning of an era. Or should I say "post-era"

[Big Fat Matt]

i cant think of a problem that whiskey cant solve, lol.


i should get to bed.



edit:
to the above post:
more like the birth of a "post" era. or a "post" post-era. ALL THE PUNS

[Halo Infinity]

Just how long can you endure this?

http://nyan.cat/

[Big Fat Matt]

i once went for almost an hour. longest hour EVER

[october_midnight]

I'm drunk on chocolate beer.

[krush]

Has theruiner posted the Safety Dance video yet

My fix is long overdue

[theruiner]

Well, I can't deny a request.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII

I have no idea who that blond lady is, but I hope she feels stupid now.

[fillow]

Goddamnit ETS what took you so long??
Me and mom were just about to report to the pohleece!! Please be sure to behave yourself from now on.

[iamanexit]

Just how long can you endure this?

http://nyan.cat/

I once sat with it going on one screen for two and a half hours while I did homework on the other screen.
I think Nyanning might be my superpower or something.

[richardp]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu45q1gW5A1qzr89do2_500.png

Black Hitler welcomes you all back.

[meetree]

http://youtu.be/kEHXDUE2h48 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEHXDUE2h48&feature=related)

[october_midnight]

What series of missteps led me to singing Montell Jordan's "This Is How We Do It" in the shower just now?

[marodi]

This is for my good buddy theruiner. We were looking at funny pics that were reminding us of ETS and of Random Stupidity a couple of weeks ago, on Facebook, and this is one of his favorite.

RIP Old ETS; long live New ETS!

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd119/marodi511/mementocat.jpg

[theruiner]

Poor Leonard just couldn't remember where he left his cat.

[pequena]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhuszfLpT1qauec3o1_250.gif

A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. Tsk tsk Batman.

[demo]

Just how long can you endure this?

http://nyan.cat/
43.4 goddamned seconds. ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

43.4 goddamned seconds. ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Did you try the volume button up in the corner? It helps. ;)

[pequena]

43.4 goddamned seconds. ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why is it wearing buttered toast and not a pop-tart? :/

[patman]

fuck i clicked that link with earbuds on... never have my ears hurt this much.

[october_midnight]

Saw this sculpture today. Only $1000 CDN. Anyone wanna pitch in?

http://distilleryimage11.instagram.com/56d5a1ea1c6b11e19896123138142014_7.jpg

[october_midnight]

Well, it's had a few hours to smooth out. It's time to get this ball rolling.



FIXER808 KILLED MY FAMILY.

[Malechite]

This is probably the best website ever
http://hackertyper.com/

[icklekitty]

Just how long can you endure this?

http://nyan.cat/

150 seconds and counting. Kitty done a rainbow poo.

[october_midnight]

I'm just amazed that the nyan cat meme has lasted this long!

[Kid Charlemagne]

This is how we do it, and it's Friday night, and I feel alright, and the party's here on the westside.

[october_midnight]

You're dead to me.

[Clownboat]

Alright. I just wanted to take a few seconds of silence, so that everyone can appreciate this piece of art.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t248/5laisa/Random/romancenovel.jpg
Oh, you didn't.

God, the look on his face as he peers into my eyes... John, I love you so much.

[Clownboat]

http://3.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/58/40/2ee2394a4d2efda9b3997304b88fbbc5.jpg

[con4cyn]

Oh, you didn't.

God, the look on his face as he peers into my eyes... John, I love you so much.

Every time I see that picture I laugh so hard I almost pee my pants. And, when I say "almost" I mean I do.

[Tea]

Can we start a chat again?

[halloween]

Can we start a chat again?

what do you mean again?

[Tea]

what do you mean again?

Like hash.

[theruiner]

well, it's had a few hours to smooth out. It's time to get this ball rolling.



fixer808 killed my family.



Real talk!!!

[halloween]

Like hash.

oh right! for some reason i have those two things (hash and ets) separated in my mind, and was confused.

[Tea]

oh right! For some reason i have those two things (hash and ets) separated in my mind, and was confused.
Do not disconnect the circle of life.

[october_midnight]

Real talk!!!

I could post the Real Talk video, but instead...how about Kels' newest jam?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxG1CmHT3d4

[Alex of scotland]

oh right! for some reason i have those two things (hash and ets) separated in my mind, and was confused.

Thats Dangerous talk.

[Ryan]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnqnjwjVP1qa8geuo1_500.png

[october_midnight]

Anyone remember the awful, short lived game show Moment of Truth? They'd ask someone 50 questions while the contestant was attached to a polygraph test, and then pick some of them later live on the broadcast to see if the contestant had the balls to give up their dignity for cash...of course the more money involved, the more insanely personal the question...well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L8WC5055L4&feature=related

[Jon]

These have to live on, at all costs!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ

and


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

[con4cyn]

Can we start a chat again?

Dammit! I want to try a hangout on G+!

[sick among the pure]

http://theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/8c36f7e2a23d.gifhttp://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab96/cagealot/nicblgif.gif

[Space Suicide]

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/drphil.jpg

[bruised]

I missed this thread so much :]

[waffel]

I'm over 1100, but my sisters play/sing the damn song so much I think I'm desensitized.

[theruiner]

Best Buy still sells cassette players. Here's a cassette Walkman. You won't believe what the price is.
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Sony+-+Walkman+Cassette+Player+with+Digital+AM/FM/Weather+Band+Tuner/8692444.p?id=1201913473652&skuId=8692444&st=Sony%20Walkman%20USB%20cord&cp=1&lp=11

[october_midnight]

Kid Charlemagne works at a BestBuy...complain to him.

[Fixer808]

Best Buy still sells cassette players. Here's a cassette Walkman. You won't believe what the price is.
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Sony+-+Walkman+Cassette+Player+with+Digital+AM/FM/Weather+Band+Tuner/8692444.p?id=1201913473652&skuId=8692444&st=Sony Walkman USB cord&cp=1&lp=11 (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Sony+-+Walkman+Cassette+Player+with+Digital+AM/FM/Weather+Band+Tuner/8692444.p?id=1201913473652&skuId=8692444&st=Sony%20Walkman%20USB%20cord&cp=1&lp=11)
$40??? Does it at least come with a handy?!

[Kid Charlemagne]

Don't think since we're bros I'm giving either of you guys a discount on this. In fact, Happy Hanukkah you assholes!

[theruiner]

In fact, Happy Hanukkah you assholes!Excuse me, don't you mean MERRY CHRISTMAS?!

I am SO sick of this war on Christmas.

Also, I saw a blank video tape at Walgreens for five bucks. FIVE DOLLARS. What in the hell?

[bruised]

Best Buy still sells cassette players. Here's a cassette Walkman. You won't believe what the price is.
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Sony+-+Walkman+Cassette+Player+with+Digital+AM/FM/Weather+Band+Tuner/8692444.p?id=1201913473652&skuId=8692444&st=Sony Walkman USB cord&cp=1&lp=11
Holy shit! Also, I thought Sony discontinued the walkman a few years ago? Wow. Curious about the handy myself.

[october_midnight]

Hell, Trent Reznor wants people to shell out THREE HUNDRED BUCKS thinking people will want some usb stick and a few records? Where the fuck does he get off.

[dominik]

http://youtu.be/JEcj2xi9Ctc

[scorpiusdiamond]

^ Ahh, I actually know him... and that's all I'm gonna say on the matter, being paranoid about the internet and all.

[dominik]

^ Ahh, I actually know him... and that's all I'm gonna say on the matter, being paranoid about the internet and all.

you mean like, personally?

[scorpiusdiamond]

you mean like, personally?

Yep. Friend of a friend. I really really hasten to not elaborate. Meme celebrity is a weird thing.

[goody]

you mean like, personally?
I think "and that's all I'm gonna say on the matter" seems like a "please no questions" type statement.

[marodi]

I saw this a couple of years ago and then I forgot about it. Last week, someone sent the link to me and now, I can't stop listening. I thought I'd share:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

[october_midnight]

AWESOME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOjTz0hd87w

[Wretchedest]

Having seen that, i wonder why nobody came up with Buscemi as Gordon when we were coming up with casting for that wonky Jeff Goldblum Batman idea.

[october_midnight]

12 Disappointing Facts About Popular Music (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/12-extremely-disappointing-facts-about-popular-mus)

I feel like crying.

[halloween]

12 Disappointing Facts About Popular Music (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/12-extremely-disappointing-facts-about-popular-mus)

I feel like crying.

sad but not surprising, the way i see it's entertainment vs. art (and there's always been a bigger audience for mindless entertainment.)

[Torgo]

This is the best impression of Kristen Stewart I've ever seen:


http://youtu.be/zKrqfIjJu6I

[theruiner]

AWESOME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOjTz0hd87w
Fixer does the same exact thing to me. Except he's always dressed like a furry.

[sick among the pure]

I've always loved you.

[theruiner]

I've always loved you.http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/giphangster/i-choo-choo-choose-you.jpg

[halloween]

"Did we just fall in love?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOrkLZjJ-4I&feature=endscreen&NR=1

[october_midnight]

REAL LIFE NYAN CAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TAjo758Vn8

[pequena]

REAL LIFE NYAN CAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TAjo758Vn8

Eeesh, that's really well done. I made someone in the office watch it with me and asked why the ground wasn't turning into pop-tarts. His response: "continuity error", lolols.

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/384976_10151025875435297_39644305296_22186670_1840 677203_n.jpg

[Halo Infinity]

These ponies really bow down before the one they serve. ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKwNkzCnSMg

[millionmilesaway]

watched this video at work today, its still fully awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nGeKSiCQkPw

[october_midnight]

HOLYYYY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS. The Herman Cain stuff is unbelievable.

http://badlipreading.tumblr.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ (http://badlipreading.tumblr.com/)

[NIN64]

http://youtu.be/ER5qwu8nTtc

[Torgo]

pssssydlllll

[october_midnight]

Possibly the largest insect on Earth discovered. (http://www.asianscientist.com/topnews/mark-moffett-weta-bug-discovery-new-zealand-little-barrier-island-2011/)

Y'all dig bugs? I dig bugs. I know y'all like big fuckin' bugs, admit it.

http://www.asianscientist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Giant-Weta-Bug-Discovered-In-New-Zealand-May-Be-Worlds-Largest-Insect.jpg

[Beef of the Sea]

Possibly the largest insect on Earth discovered. (http://www.asianscientist.com/topnews/mark-moffett-weta-bug-discovery-new-zealand-little-barrier-island-2011/)

Y'all dig bugs? I dig bugs. I know y'all like big fuckin' bugs, admit it.
h
http://www.asianscientist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Giant-Weta-Bug-Discovered-In-New-Zealand-May-Be-Worlds-Largest-Insect.jpg

Beware of spin. (http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/6076325/Whopping-weta-wows-the-world)

[october_midnight]

"The nocturnal creature, known as wetapunga or "god of ugly things", is the largest sub-species of the giant weta, weighing the same as a small bird."

Real talk.

[Fixer808]

"It was discovered by scientists after it burst out of a man's chest"

[sick among the pure]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxszksRQE1r312hy.gif

[Tea]

Possibly the largest insect on Earth discovered. (http://www.asianscientist.com/topnews/mark-moffett-weta-bug-discovery-new-zealand-little-barrier-island-2011/)
Just imagine the mess if it got squished. You're welcome.

[redshoewearer]

Possibly the largest insect on Earth discovered. (http://www.asianscientist.com/topnews/mark-moffett-weta-bug-discovery-new-zealand-little-barrier-island-2011/)

Y'all dig bugs? I dig bugs. I know y'all like big fuckin' bugs, admit it.

http://www.asianscientist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Giant-Weta-Bug-Discovered-In-New-Zealand-May-Be-Worlds-Largest-Insect.jpg

It is kind of cute, eating that carrot. It looks like a big grasshopper or mantis.

[heroicraptor]

HOLYYYY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS. The Herman Cain stuff is unbelievable.

http://badlipreading.tumblr.com/

(http://badlipreading.tumblr.com/)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ[/URL]


I'm kinda sad that he didn't say that he wanted to be the best, like no one ever was.

[URL="http://unpopularopinionrickperry.tumblr.com/"]

http://unpopularopinionrickperry.tumblr.com/ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ)

This is genius.

[sick among the pure]

I just noticed the member titles. Hehe, penis jokes.

[Big Fat Matt]

Spacetime Continuum is on soma FM's "mission Control" channel right now. this is some pretty cool stuff.

[heroicraptor]

http://www.jocchan.com/stuff/IGeNerator/

This is the best.

[twilight explosion]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv4rmFHjp1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg

[NIN64]

http://youtu.be/5AcYsHkV6n4

[Fixer808]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv4rmfhjp1qcbo9lo1_500.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv4rmFHjp1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg
say whaaaaaaaaaa???

[The Becoming]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv4rmFHjp1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLDv-fUINM&feature=related

[serotoninXxX]

Fuck Topspin, that is all.

[DF118]

"It was discovered by scientists after it burst out of a man's chest waddled up to them and gave them all a great, big sloppy kiss on the lips."

That's what really happened.

[Fixer808]

N'aww, what a sweet little horrible thing! Bless!

[october_midnight]

That Inception thing blows my fuckin' mind.

[theruiner]

I cannot believe I've never seen this video before. Dear God, this is amazing. I've heard the song a million times, but I've never seen the video. This might rival "The Safety Dance." (http://tinyurl.com/cau9ua)

OH MY GOD! Terrible song! Cheesy dancers in the worst bathing suits I've ever seen! REAL LIFE MARIO IF HE WALKED INTO A VORTEX OF STATIC ELECTRICITY SINGING! It has everything!

Seriously. That dude looks like his hair got in a fight with a balloon and lost.

Edit: Ok, this is a video I am going to save for some friends, when the time is right. Like a wine you only pull out on a special occasion. This is MAGIC.

Edit #2: And look at how the host, like, sidesteps off! She, like, side dances off the stage!

And they interrupted his song! What the hell is that?! Oh, this is genius.

Edit #3: AND he's lip-synching and the music is pre-recorded! Ok, my head just exploded.

[Ryan]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvzewrO6t51qa8geuo1_500.jpg

[NotoriousTIMP]

Heading in to SF right now for SantaCon 2011!!!!

http://img.tapatalk.com/aefde252-b94b-a86b.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/aefde252-b96f-28dc.jpg


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[Alexandros]

This might rival "The Safety Dance. (http://tinyurl.com/cau9ua)

OK, I know you didn't just trash the Safety Dance video, right? Because it's like, one of the best music videos ever. For real I mean.

[theruiner]

OK, I know you didn't just trash the Safety Dance video, right? Because it's like, one of the best music videos ever. For real I mean.It is an amazing video. But only because it's so unbelievably awful.

[Space Suicide]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189993_192698947431788_100000750537131_524287_2498 669_n.jpg

[Beef of the Sea]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5908/kgrwb.jpg

[october_midnight]

http://youtu.be/GFHA7hYABu4

[Big Fat Matt]

One of my favorite local metalcore bands is playing their last show tonight. im bummed that its their last show, but stoked, because i love watching them preform, and they put me on the guestlist. who has two thumbs and feels important? THIS GUY

[october_midnight]

Siri has MAD flow.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLScccenNaE

[halloween]

the fuck.




(seriously, ten character limit should be removed for the random stupidity thread, JUST SAYIN' )

[october_midnight]

Touch of Evil - Cinematic Villain Shorts (http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/12/06/magazine/13villains.html#)

Famous actors doing shorts based on famous cinema psychos. The Gary Oldman one seriously freaked me out.

[jibbleaoife]

My god. I missed this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlY16ZDyCp4&list=PLFA052F240A403DCB&index=36&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Gn8jt55LQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM&list=PLFA052F240A403DCB&index=59&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc&list=FLU3ouobeMRqtkepFmoOPInQ&index=22&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80 "Huuookhaayy?"

If i don't stop now, i never will.

[zombielynx21]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Gn8jt55LQ


WolfgoreShow is pretty much the best. His painting one is one of my favorites.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcB9mCIRtx8


Then there's also TedCrusty, who I enjoy greatly.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSMQG-JqdmM

[jibbleaoife]

Oh my god zombielynx21 you just made my night.

It's almost as if Wolfgore made a video about my entire life up until i was 16. Wait.

[october_midnight]

I don't...I just don't fuckin' know, man... (http://blackacrebrewing.com/hey.swf)

[playwithfire]

Why do you think I picked this avatar?

[Conan The Barbarian]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5908/kgrwb.jpg

lol jesus, not even a roach deserves that lol

[nin5in]

http://youtu.be/tJstmxb8vyw

[goody]

Let the Xmas spirit begin! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2yIeJltdE8&feature=g-all-f&context=G103fbFAAAAAAAABAA)

[sick among the pure]

http://youtu.be/yfelqZpapZA

[Timinator]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b262/tdickin/men.jpg

That seems like an entirely rational question to me.

[ltrandazzo]

HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING HOLIDAYS omg


http://vimeo.com/17950038

[krush]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105

[theruiner]

^^That actually made me laugh out loud.

[icklekitty]

http://tithenai.tumblr.com/post/3215186237/two-churches-located-across-the-street-from-each-other

[krush]

^^That actually made me laugh out loud.

The entire site is pure gold. It's probably something everyone's seen already and I'm late on, but goddamn the past few nights I've spent reading it have been fun.

[heroicraptor]

the entire site is pure gold. It's probably something everyone's seen already and i'm late on, but goddamn the past few nights i've spent reading it have been fun.


GOLD JERRY, PURE GOLD! a

[BipolarMike]

My anus is bleeding

[theruiner]

My anus is bleedingRight? (http://tinyurl.com/7o3xbqy)

TEN CHARACTERS

[richardp]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105

God, that was beautiful.

[johnbron]

http://www.johnbron.com/photos/i-pJQqNMT/0/X3/i-pJQqNMT-X3.jpg

[DF118]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

[halloween]

Hahaha what the fuck. that was....that. that is why i do art. that video. right there.

[DF118]

Hahaha what the fuck. that was....that. that is why i do art. that video. right there.

I liked the bit where I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life.

[marodi]

RANDOM STUPIDITY ON PAGE 2? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT, ETS???

In honor of the release of The Hobbit trailer, it's time to bring back this masterpiece:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXbCw1U61FU

[Aaron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHDDhw54RM

[sick among the pure]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb150/TOTO-LERO/gifs/6jkhtfjpg.gif

[Nyx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEzvdlYRes&feature=share
Too funny.

[sick among the pure]

[video]

I like the part with the frog.

[Fixer808]

I like the part with frog vengeance.

[theruiner]

I like the part where they blow up the moon.

[Fixer808]

That's no moon... it's a SPACE station!

[theruiner]

That's not a space station...it's a hamster!

[Fixer808]

http://firefly600.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/open-minded.jpgWell I'll be... you're right.

[theruiner]

This is why Jay Leno is not funny. Ready? Here are two jokes I heard on his show tonight. I'm not making this up.

#1: Did you hear that Italy might be the next country to have an economic collapse? Yeah, it's true. I knew we shouldn't have sent the cast of "Jersey Shore" over there!

#2: Did you know that the members of al-Qaeda are actually big sports fans? It's true! They watch sports from their man cave!


Yes, that happened. On national television. This guy has a national TV show, and has for almost 20 years. This guy gets paid millions upon millions of dollars a year to deliver jokes of that quality. And there are millions of people in this country that think he is fucking HILARIOUS.

[Torgo]

Oh my god, there's a 'like' button here. Oh my fucking god.

[icklekitty]

Oh my god, there's a 'like' button here. Oh my fucking god.

Merry Christmas, Johnbron

[sick among the pure]

Now I don't have to feel like an idiot and say "lol '+like' because I have no life outside the internet" anymore. I CAN LOOK LIKE A SANE HUMAN BEING.


:|

[BipolarMike]

And now every post will be liked by every person... Like ALL THE POSTS!!!

[marodi]

And now every post will be liked by every person... Like ALL THE POSTS!!!

I'm feeling very sheepish today so I'm liking.

The sheep thing is only valid on the Internet though. Try to tell me to do something in real life and it may get ugly!

[johnbron]

Merry Christmas, Johnbron
I love how I got texts last night that amounted to "OMG HAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN LIKE THINGS ON ETS!!!!" Just to clarify, I like (lol) this sort of feature. It's not tied into external social networks so everyone here can use it and it doesn't clutter up the place with logos. I think this will be helpful and I'll probably use it often. Especially in the Religion thread. A place I seen many great posts made but don't feel like getting into long discussions with a handful of morons. ;)

[heroicraptor]

I don't think I have a like button. :(

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/6831/66169125.png

[halloween]

awesome we get to see who's the biggest lurker!

/me presses all the like buttons in the N&V thread.

[johnbron]

awesome we get to see who's the biggest lurker!

/me presses all the like buttons in the N&V thread.
Oooooh, yes! So many sexy ETS ladies, so little time.

[burn.]

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul0t53urH8E

Wait for it... wait for it... 1:47

[halloween]

VIDEO REMOVED. due to sexual content.
aww.

[theruiner]

VIDEO REMOVED. due to sexual content.
aww.You didn't miss anything.

[burn.]

Someone posted it on a Facebook group:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150480932444519&set=vb.164296110338967&type=2 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150480932444519&set=vb.164296110338967&type=2)

[icklekitty]

I love how I got texts last night that amounted to "OMG HAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN LIKE THINGS ON ETS!!!!" Just to clarify, I like (lol) this sort of feature. It's not tied into external social networks so everyone here can use it and it doesn't clutter up the place with logos. I think this will be helpful and I'll probably use it often. Especially in the Religion thread. A place I seen many great posts made but don't feel like getting into long discussions with a handful of morons. ;)


But this is a Facebook feature and johnbron deleted his Facebook about.


LOL, I say. LOL.

[miss k bee]

Cats +funky beats = http://procatinator.com/

http://www.topito.com/top-pires-photos-famille-noel xmas family pics

[halloween]

You didn't miss anything.

yeah that was really lame, i was expecting her hands to slip off at one point and have her drown or something. GIVE ME SOME BLOOD GODDAMN IT.



http://www.topito.com/top-pires-photos-famille-noel xmas family pics

Hah http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/famille_noel_050.jpg

That can't be real, and if it is. That is one awesome dude.

[october_midnight]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw09m6emox1r6z48zo1_400.jpg

[halloween]

Depictions of black stereotypes! (http://i.imgur.com/uLVnf.png)

[theruiner]

So, I'm watching "America's Most Wanted" and the very first story of the hour is about a murder...in my hometown. It seems like every time my hometown is in the news, it's either about a murder or something else horrible. Oy.


Edit: And now it's a vibrator commercial. I'm not making this up.

[richardp]

So, I'm watching "America's Most Wanted" and the very first story of the hour is about a murder...in my hometown. It seems like every time my hometown is in the news, it's either about a murder or something else horrible. Oy.


Edit: And now it's a vibrator commercial. I'm not making this up.

There's an episode of COPS where some guy gets pulled over, hops out of his car and pops off like 12 rounds at the police car and actually hits the cops, and this was about, 3-4 blocks from where I used to live.

[con4cyn]

So, I'm watching "America's Most Wanted" and the very first story of the hour is about a murder...in my hometown. It seems like every time my hometown is in the news, it's either about a murder or something else horrible. Oy.


Edit: And now it's a vibrator commercial. I'm not making this up.

Are you in Memphis, too?

[bruised]

I think I saw a First 48 in Phx once. It was creepy.

[halloween]

It's so strange to see RS have more than 4 pgs...

http://i.imgur.com/PzIKS.png

[theruiner]

Ok, so...this question just popped up on Ok Cupid (yes, I'm on Ok Cupid. I don't know why, as I'm not going to date any time soon, but...I'm on there. Now shut up).


If the subway was crowded and you were packed against several people just to fit in the car -- would you grope the cutest one next to you? ...they would never know it was you, much less they were groped.
Um...did Ok Cupid just pull a Chainer?

[Lunatica]

Ok, so...this question just popped up on Ok Cupid (yes, I'm on Ok Cupid. I don't know why, as I'm not going to date any time soon, but...I'm on there. Now shut up).


Um...did Ok Cupid just pull a Chainer?

Even Chainer people need love too. :)

What if you say yes and actually get Chainer? :eek:

[halloween]

My jaw dropped. (http://i.imgur.com/ZNIZ8.png)

[Fixer808]

my jaw dropped. (http://i.imgur.com/zniz8.png)

haaaaaaaaaa!

[theruiner]

You accidentally put too many A's in that word.

[johnbron]

You accidentally put too many A's in that word.
Fucking Canadians.

[Dra508]

In Words With Friends, clit is not a word, but tween is. The end is nigh.

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4ziWaxq78UU

[Danny Lohner]

'Flaccid member'? Hey, how did you guys know what my nickname was in the band?

[october_midnight]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/


SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME EVERYTHING OFF OF THAT SITE IMMEDIATELY.

[Torgo]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/


SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME EVERYTHING OFF OF THAT SITE IMMEDIATELY.


This one is my favorite. By far. I believe that there is also a website, somewhere out there, that photoshops the hell out of this picture. (http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/baby-carrying-jacket)

http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.com/images/baby-carrying-jacket.jpg

[theruiner]

Sam Neill's gotta eat. (http://tinyurl.com/6vhwbvo)

[october_midnight]

How to deal with slow walkers.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJwb_wEaW2M

[Fixer808]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/


SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME EVERYTHING OFF OF THAT SITE IMMEDIATELY.


iPhone SLR lens adapter? Princess Leia headphone covers?! PORTABLE MOTHERFUCKING SUPER NINTENDO???

[Jon]

I want this (http://www.hammacher.com/Product/11812)

I guess they make the Light Cycle from Tron Legacy, also

[theruiner]

PORTABLE MOTHERFUCKING SUPER NINTENDO???Well, a portable Genesis would have been better (since it IS the superior system), but I guess you have to take what you can get.

[profane]

http://youtu.be/mSDfxde8fSg

[Ryan]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/399553_202064743218027_101757729915396_413301_1391 630168_n.jpg

[redshoewearer]

Porcupine eating corn


http://thedailywh.at/2011/12/30/afternoon-snack-138/

[theruiner]

I am watching the most amazing show on the Christian network (whatever the hell it's called) where they're using a diner as a metaphor for religion. God is the chef (who always cooks every meal perfectly, natch), and the diners all accept his "free meal" (salvation) just by asking for it. But then there's a really evil looking guy in a suit (they must have requested 'generic sleazebag' from central casting) who rejects the meal and loudly proclaims, "I'm not going to accept this meal and become brainwashed like the rest of you" before storming out of the restaurant. Of course, God the Chef just kindly looks on and explains that the meal he rejected will "feed others." Oh, this is so awesome.


Edit: And now I have "If You Could Read My Mind" by Gordon Lightfoot* stuck in my head. Thanks, johnbron.





*=I do like that song, though.

[sick among the pure]

So, I'm using old Windows (3.1/95/98/xp) sounds for my iPhone (for text, alarm, ring tone, etc). Obvs shorter ons for text tone, longer for ringtone and alarm. Anyone have good suggestions?

[Ryan]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqb3lycXaB1qb5gkjo1_250.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgtjkw7dt1qcln95.jpg

[theruiner]

Maybe he lost weight and he's scratching his phantom fat.

[october_midnight]

My New Years' resolution for 2012 is to never see Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler, and Weird Al Yankovic sing The Beatles.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX63mUW0-B0

[sick among the pure]

My New Years' resolution for 2012 is to never see Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler, and Weird Al Yankovic sing The Beatles.

Are you insane? That is one of the most amazing things I've ever

[Ryan]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7i48zyDJ1qaaowno1_500.jpg

[Ryan]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwwwy1yQ7g1qjd5wfo1_500.jpg

[coolguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ_fO8BSPZo
Peanut Butter Tuesday, know what I mean?

[NotoriousTIMP]

I laugh every time I see this avatar on the Mazdaspeed forums lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cingularrox/avatar3632_12.gif

[october_midnight]

I know y'all down wit' tha P I R.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7P3KIv6ncc

[dominik]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1485315_700b_v1.jpg

[Fixer808]

I laugh every time I see this avatar on the Mazdaspeed forums lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cingularrox/avatar3632_12.gif
OMG, that was amazing! Fuck yeah cat!

[october_midnight]

http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gifhttp://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

[october_midnight]

http://i.qkme.me/35g9md.jpg

http://i1001.photobucket.com/albums/af134/CarlosST3/394297_10150622830824488_802304487_11785333_480516 272_n.jpg

[PooPooMeowChow]

Buddy what you snacking on? Snacks buddy Snacks buddy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgNKAR-L24

[theruiner]

You're going to think this is a joke. I swear to you, this is not a joke. I've seen the infomercial on TV. This is one-hundred percent real. Are you ready for...Miracle Spring Water? (http://tinyurl.com/6lr6xm6)