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Lew
02-01-2017, 04:28 PM
ok, in order to try and short circuit my inner psycho (thanks prime minister lying lies), i thought i would see if i am the only person who actually has a pirate name.
and if this thread already exists...well, you guys fucking rock like multiple meteor impacts.

my name is captain clambeard, and i sail the psycho seas on my good ship "s.s. phukstyx"
nice to make your acquaintance.

e.a: seeking crew and first mate...;p

Sesquipedalism
02-02-2017, 01:31 PM
ok, in order to try and short circuit my inner psycho (thanks prime minister lying lies), i thought i would see if i am the only person who actually has a pirate name.
and if this thread already exists...well, you guys fucking rock like multiple meteor impacts.

my name is captain clambeard, and i sail the psycho seas on my good ship "s.s. phukstyx"
nice to make your acquaintance.

e.a: seeking crew and first mate...;pWell, I don't have a pirate name, but I always thought that, if I became a hacker, I'd use the handle "Fuckchop." It's from an old interview with Trent Reznor, where he mentions the names he gave his hard drives. And hackers are kinda pirate-y. I could sail behind you in my ship "Cunnykick" (same interview).

allegro
02-02-2017, 01:46 PM
Well, I don't have a pirate name, but I always thought that, if I became a hacker, I'd use the handle "Fuckchop." It's from an old interview with Trent Reznor, where he mentions the names he gave his hard drives. And hackers are kinda pirate-y. I could sail behind you in my ship "Cunnykick" (same interview).

Didn't he name his CAT "Fuckchop," too?

(here's the article you're talking about (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/love-it-to-death-19940908).)

Every time I think of Pirate names, I think of Justice Clarence Thomas (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfvDcMzyAlY). Long Dong Silver.

Lew
02-02-2017, 02:25 PM
@Sesquipedalism (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=287)
the good ship cunnykick? lol. yeah, i remember that fuckchop interview. actually, didn't he school us all in the ways of the crude with some of the things he named in his studio way back when?
lol.
in the spirit of nin, i am renaming my ship "not the actual pirate ship".
it can sail in an armada with your cunnykick...we can all wear red robes and instead of cannon balls, we can shoot out nine inch nails. (ok, yeah, silliness.)

oh cripes. i thought it was that interview. thanks @allegro (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=76) that magazine cover (i actually think i still have it stored somewhere) is still a punch to the crotch of my 22 year old self. good gods. rofl.

Sesquipedalism
02-02-2017, 02:49 PM
Every time I think of Pirate names, I think of Justice Clarence Thomas (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfvDcMzyAlY). Long Dong Silver.Fun story for you sometime, fucking Clarence Thomas' "witty" banter with Anita Hill probably delayed my first attempts at romantic interactions with women by a good three or four years. And the part of my brain that was warped by his shit and the societal frenzy the trial caused is still warped.

Fuck that piece of shit. I will absolutely celebrate his death.